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Customer: I'll HAVE YOU FIRED! Server: You can’t have me fired. You can’t have me fired, you can’t have me hired. You can't have me drawn and quartered Shamed and distorted You can’t have me grovel before you, labeled and branded, Then handcuffed and handed over Just to “Justify” or so to “Satisfy” The bright and shiny way You walked in here today Thinking you’ll have it your way Just like you always do A big ****** whoop-dee-doo! Well, I got some news for you, boo. You couldn’t have me fired if you lied, You couldn’t have me fired if you tried So step aside, Clyde. . You know why? Because you Can’t Have Me!
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Feb 25, 2021
Feb 25, 2021 at 12:03 AM UTC
"You can't have me!"
Customer: I'll HAVE YOU FIRED! Server: You can’t have me fired. You can’t have me fired, you can’t have me hired. You can't have me drawn and quartered Shamed and distorted You can’t have me grovel before you, labeled and branded, Then handcuffed and handed over Just to “Justify” or so to “Satisfy” The bright and shiny way You walked in here today Thinking you’ll have it your way Just like you always do A big ****** whoop-dee-doo! Well, I got some news for you, boo. You couldn’t have me fired if you lied, You couldn’t have me fired if you tried So step aside, Clyde. . You know why? Because you Can’t Have Me!
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Feb 25, 2021
Feb 25, 2021 at 12:03 AM UTC
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