Grandma was a tchatchke from
Teaneck whose shtick was to
hak a chanik her husband Harry,
a boychik from Brooklyn who hated it
when he heard bubbe meises from his
wife’s mishpocheh that were gornisht
compared to the tsuris he had to deal with
in the fercockt business world where
schlemiels and shlimazels were always
trying to schnorr him for a bissel of this
or a bissel of that with such chutzpah that if
you had to put it in a poem you would plotz
Feb 17, 2021
Feb 17, 2021 at 2:51 PM UTC
Grandma was a tchatchke from
Teaneck whose shtick was to
hak a chanik her husband Harry,
a boychik from Brooklyn who hated it
when he heard bubbe meises from his
wife’s mishpocheh that were gornisht
compared to the tsuris he had to deal with
in the fercockt business world where
schlemiels and shlimazels were always
trying to schnorr him for a bissel of this
or a bissel of that with such chutzpah that if
you had to put it in a poem you would plotz