Rantings
now I'm hoping not to offend anyone
but this has been a really bad day,
and I'm fixin to climb up the *** of someone
don't really care if you wanna hear what I say
my old dog crapped in the hallway
looked at me and gave me this smile,
she said I'm gonna do this all day
leaving you pile upon pile
the mechanic said my vehicle was broken
to fix it will cost you more than its worth,
he smiled so I thought I might smoke him
pound his *** down to the earth
my girlfriend said I was crazy
I wanted more than she had,
from that point my mind went kinda hazy
a 12 pack of Pabst and I'm mad
Now I'm trying to explain my bad humor
understand why I talk like a fool,
feels like I have a brain tumor
crap, I almost fell off this stool
tomorrow I'll have a need for a head shrink
I probably won't remember a thing,
but right now give me more hard ***** to drink
some for you too cause I'm gonna sing
well this is my work of wild whining
I need me someone to blame,
I've been kicked to the curb to drunk for dinning,
I was a good guy, I'll stay the same.
Gomer LePoet...
Jun 29, 2010
Jun 29, 2010 at 4:12 AM UTC
Rantings
now I'm hoping not to offend anyone
but this has been a really bad day,
and I'm fixin to climb up the *** of someone
don't really care if you wanna hear what I say
my old dog crapped in the hallway
looked at me and gave me this smile,
she said I'm gonna do this all day
leaving you pile upon pile
the mechanic said my vehicle was broken
to fix it will cost you more than its worth,
he smiled so I thought I might smoke him
pound his *** down to the earth
my girlfriend said I was crazy
I wanted more than she had,
from that point my mind went kinda hazy
a 12 pack of Pabst and I'm mad
Now I'm trying to explain my bad humor
understand why I talk like a fool,
feels like I have a brain tumor
crap, I almost fell off this stool
tomorrow I'll have a need for a head shrink
I probably won't remember a thing,
but right now give me more hard ***** to drink
some for you too cause I'm gonna sing
well this is my work of wild whining
I need me someone to blame,
I've been kicked to the curb to drunk for dinning,
I was a good guy, I'll stay the same.
Gomer LePoet...
