Dad stays on my diet
because I'm not allowed junk food
I steal it anyway
but he says empty calories must be decaffeinated
***** that
the fridge is loaded up with more ***** than an episode of Mad Men
If I want a god **** soda,
I'll have one
I swam out a quarter mile into the ocean
I ran five miles last week
I walk everywhere
and kayak
and yeah, I'm a little heave
149 lbs
something I ain't proud of
but you know what?
I'm curvy
I'm sweet
and I'm in better shape than usual
better than when I would take myself upstairs and turn my stomach inside out
but I'm heavier
and I ain't eating sugar for the rest of the summer.
Step off.
I'm eating donuts.
Jul 8, 2013
Jul 8, 2013 at 12:45 PM UTC
Dad stays on my diet
because I'm not allowed junk food
I steal it anyway
but he says empty calories must be decaffeinated
***** that
the fridge is loaded up with more ***** than an episode of Mad Men
If I want a god **** soda,
I'll have one
I swam out a quarter mile into the ocean
I ran five miles last week
I walk everywhere
and kayak
and yeah, I'm a little heave
149 lbs
something I ain't proud of
but you know what?
I'm curvy
I'm sweet
and I'm in better shape than usual
better than when I would take myself upstairs and turn my stomach inside out
but I'm heavier
and I ain't eating sugar for the rest of the summer.
Step off.
I'm eating donuts.
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