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From puppyhood's hour I have not peed, As others sniffed, I have not gleaned, As others pawed, I could not seem, To bark along with the canine teams. From the hydrants red and wet with drizzle, I have ne'er to leave my yellow stream, For my bladder had all fizzled, Clogged with endless hordes of fleas. Then- at the vet's, one gloomy dawn, A very strange device was drawn, And poked and prodded where I ill, Then I was forced to take a pill. Then from  the torrent of this river, My shaggy fur began to quiver, Upon my haunches did indeed I rose, Feeling wetly coldness on my nose, Then the raging yellow stream, At last dislodged itself of fleas, And to my great and sweet relief, They lay a bone befor my feet. _____________________ The original poem:    Share | Alone From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone. Then- in my childhood, in the dawn Of a most stormy life- was drawn From every depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still: From the torrent, or the fountain, From the red cliff of the mountain, From the sun that round me rolled In its autumn tint of gold, From the lightning in the sky As it passed me flying by, From the thunder and the storm, And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view. --edgar allan poe
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Jun 27, 2010
Jun 27, 2010 at 9:40 AM UTC
A Bone- A Parody
From puppyhood's hour I have not peed, As others sniffed, I have not gleaned, As others pawed, I could not seem, To bark along with the canine teams. From the hydrants red and wet with drizzle, I have ne'er to leave my yellow stream, For my bladder had all fizzled, Clogged with endless hordes of fleas. Then- at the vet's, one gloomy dawn, A very strange device was drawn, And poked and prodded where I ill, Then I was forced to take a pill. Then from  the torrent of this river, My shaggy fur began to quiver, Upon my haunches did indeed I rose, Feeling wetly coldness on my nose, Then the raging yellow stream, At last dislodged itself of fleas, And to my great and sweet relief, They lay a bone befor my feet. _____________________ The original poem:    Share | Alone From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone. Then- in my childhood, in the dawn Of a most stormy life- was drawn From every depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still: From the torrent, or the fountain, From the red cliff of the mountain, From the sun that round me rolled In its autumn tint of gold, From the lightning in the sky As it passed me flying by, From the thunder and the storm, And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view. --edgar allan poe
D. Conors 27 June 2010
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Jun 27, 2010
Jun 27, 2010 at 9:40 AM UTC
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