(poem not for the modest)
1)
Susan is envious about
Mr Ron’s rich-red tomatoes
just over the fence;
and Susan asks how he does it
“Oh,” says Mr Thorn, *“I expose myself
twice daily to the tomatoes
and they blush and so they are red
Try it with your vegetables, Susan”*
2)
It’s three weeks later
and Mr Thorn asks over the fence:
“Hey Susan, how are your veggies now?”
“Well,” replies Susan, *“tomatoes are the same
Oh but you should see the cucumbers –
my, how they've grown!”*
Jul 7, 2013
Jul 7, 2013 at 7:47 AM UTC
(poem not for the modest)
1)
Susan is envious about
Mr Ron’s rich-red tomatoes
just over the fence;
and Susan asks how he does it
“Oh,” says Mr Thorn, *“I expose myself
twice daily to the tomatoes
and they blush and so they are red
Try it with your vegetables, Susan”*
2)
It’s three weeks later
and Mr Thorn asks over the fence:
“Hey Susan, how are your veggies now?”
“Well,” replies Susan, *“tomatoes are the same
Oh but you should see the cucumbers –
my, how they've grown!”*
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