Recipe for Disaster:
1 cup blame, directed away from yourself
2 tsp of emotional manipulation
1/4 cup of freshly squeezed fake apologies
1/8 tsp of spite
3 cups of self-hatred, projected onto somebody else
1/2 cup of anxiety, rooted in insecurity
A pinch of miscommunication
1 tbsp of false hope
A healthy dash of passive aggression to taste
A splash of whiskey
-- halve the empathy
Directions:
1. Combine ingredients and simmer until completely evaporated.
2. Apologize and start again.
3. Repeat steps one and two.
Sep 28, 2020
Sep 28, 2020 at 8:20 PM UTC
Recipe for Disaster:
1 cup blame, directed away from yourself
2 tsp of emotional manipulation
1/4 cup of freshly squeezed fake apologies
1/8 tsp of spite
3 cups of self-hatred, projected onto somebody else
1/2 cup of anxiety, rooted in insecurity
A pinch of miscommunication
1 tbsp of false hope
A healthy dash of passive aggression to taste
A splash of whiskey
-- halve the empathy
Directions:
1. Combine ingredients and simmer until completely evaporated.
2. Apologize and start again.
3. Repeat steps one and two.
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