I can't **** myself
Because my parents just bought me a new computer,
And that would be a waste of $1000.
I can't **** myself
Because I put down my first college payment,
And that would be a waste of $500.
I can't **** myself
Because I still have half a pack of Marlboros,
And that would be a waste of $4.
I can't **** myself
Because I told a friend I would see her tomorrow,
And that would be rude of me to cancel our plans.
But then again, I guess it's rude of me to make plans for a future
That I don't expect to have.
Jun 23, 2013
Jun 23, 2013 at 11:37 PM UTC
I can't **** myself
Because my parents just bought me a new computer,
And that would be a waste of $1000.
I can't **** myself
Because I put down my first college payment,
And that would be a waste of $500.
I can't **** myself
Because I still have half a pack of Marlboros,
And that would be a waste of $4.
I can't **** myself
Because I told a friend I would see her tomorrow,
And that would be rude of me to cancel our plans.
But then again, I guess it's rude of me to make plans for a future
That I don't expect to have.
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