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Picture the scene… a TV company boardroom. “OK we have a problem”… Oh no! - Corporate gloom! "Thank you for turning up everyone… Listen in. The opposition has come up with a winner. Celebrity Pooch Walks with Alan Carr. I know… But Gary’s got an idea - go on Gary…” “So… Here’s a synopsis… It’s called ‘Celebrity Snoop Dogs’ We strap a camera to a dog’s back and send it through a famous person’s cat-flap…” “Sorry to stop you there Gary. Although I recognise the merits - and you may have it right… But that one’s on Channel Four tonight!”
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Jun 29, 2020
Jun 29, 2020 at 7:01 AM UTC
The Bottom of the Barrel has Been Scraped.
Picture the scene… a TV company boardroom. “OK we have a problem”… Oh no! - Corporate gloom! "Thank you for turning up everyone… Listen in. The opposition has come up with a winner. Celebrity Pooch Walks with Alan Carr. I know… But Gary’s got an idea - go on Gary…” “So… Here’s a synopsis… It’s called ‘Celebrity Snoop Dogs’ We strap a camera to a dog’s back and send it through a famous person’s cat-flap…” “Sorry to stop you there Gary. Although I recognise the merits - and you may have it right… But that one’s on Channel Four tonight!”
Reality TV has stretched credibility to breaking point... And can you believe that there are TV 'personalities' (I use the term loosley) who get involved... It must be for the money. It can't possibly be because it's prime time quality viewing!!
#crap#tv
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77/M/Worthing Brittany
Jun 29, 2020
Jun 29, 2020 at 7:01 AM UTC
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