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No- oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Stop trying to get in my pants No- oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Caught you with your hands in my pants Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Drama-mamamia La la oh lala Stop staring I have no pants. You’ve seen my ugly, you’ve seen where I *** you’ve seen my thing-thing, Hell no it’s not free, You’re out of luck (Luck luck luck, Your out of luck) Don’t call my mama, Lady im not your **** man, Ive seen better loving in a bad movie scene, Youre out of luck, Luck-luck-luck Youre out of luck (Luck-luck-luck youre out of luck) **** ***** I don’t want you, And you know I cant stand you, Your just so bad,  one hell of a chance, You want my stuff and All I can do is just wretch, You and me don’t have  a hell of a chance No-oh-oh-oh-oh You want my stuff and All I can do is just wretch, You and me don’t have  a hell of a chance No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! You wont get into my pants, No-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! You wont get into my pants.
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Jun 16, 2010
Jun 16, 2010 at 5:02 PM UTC
Get Outta My Pants. (A parody of Bad Romance by Lady Gaga)
No- oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Stop trying to get in my pants No- oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Caught you with your hands in my pants Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Drama-mamamia La la oh lala Stop staring I have no pants. You’ve seen my ugly, you’ve seen where I *** you’ve seen my thing-thing, Hell no it’s not free, You’re out of luck (Luck luck luck, Your out of luck) Don’t call my mama, Lady im not your **** man, Ive seen better loving in a bad movie scene, Youre out of luck, Luck-luck-luck Youre out of luck (Luck-luck-luck youre out of luck) **** ***** I don’t want you, And you know I cant stand you, Your just so bad,  one hell of a chance, You want my stuff and All I can do is just wretch, You and me don’t have  a hell of a chance No-oh-oh-oh-oh You want my stuff and All I can do is just wretch, You and me don’t have  a hell of a chance No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! You wont get into my pants, No-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! You wont get into my pants.
Inspired By Lady Gaga's Bad Romance
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Jun 16, 2010
Jun 16, 2010 at 5:02 PM UTC
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