Farewell, Aunt Jemima,
Goodbye uncle Ben!
It sure was nice to know you
but these stereotypes must end.
Now, about that Pillsbury dough boy-
He shames people who are fat.
Why does he still get a pass?
What is up with that?
Is Captain Crunch a fascist?
Is Tony Tiger really tame?
Will they ditch the Leprechaun?
I know I'll never look at Betty ******* quite the same!
I think that kindly Quaker is the cause of my confusion.
At least its good to know that he's committed to inclusion.
Jun 17, 2020
Jun 17, 2020 at 8:21 AM UTC
Farewell, Aunt Jemima,
Goodbye uncle Ben!
It sure was nice to know you
but these stereotypes must end.
Now, about that Pillsbury dough boy-
He shames people who are fat.
Why does he still get a pass?
What is up with that?
Is Captain Crunch a fascist?
Is Tony Tiger really tame?
Will they ditch the Leprechaun?
I know I'll never look at Betty ******* quite the same!
I think that kindly Quaker is the cause of my confusion.
At least its good to know that he's committed to inclusion.
Statues aren't the only ones taking the fall
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