I met her mother today
I was nervous to do it
I wasn't sure what to say
What would I do if I blew it?
"Be yourself," she says
Be myself? says my head
Now I'm thinking of Pez...
And I'm thinking I'm dead
But I walked up the stairs
Took a left at the top
I awaited a bear
Sipping an otterpop
Her mom was so nice
Called me "from Subway"
And I took the advice
Took the intro my way
Met her grandma and auntie
In the downstairs, grey room
I prepared a sea chantey
But we left, so no boom
Her mom met my dad
I hugged my girlfriend goodbye
She makes me so glad
There's new life in my eye
Jun 6, 2013
Jun 6, 2013 at 3:17 AM UTC
I met her mother today
I was nervous to do it
I wasn't sure what to say
What would I do if I blew it?
"Be yourself," she says
Be myself? says my head
Now I'm thinking of Pez...
And I'm thinking I'm dead
But I walked up the stairs
Took a left at the top
I awaited a bear
Sipping an otterpop
Her mom was so nice
Called me "from Subway"
And I took the advice
Took the intro my way
Met her grandma and auntie
In the downstairs, grey room
I prepared a sea chantey
But we left, so no boom
Her mom met my dad
I hugged my girlfriend goodbye
She makes me so glad
There's new life in my eye
