A B&B in Brighton
It’s only 30 quid
We turn up at reception,
We wonder why we did
The place is dark and dismal
The lobby stinks of death
The owner nearly knocks us out
With her stinking breath
We have to share a bathroom
With Deirdre & Stan
**** stains on the toilet seat
Skid marks in the pan
The room is small & pokey
There is a smell of damp
The TV is about the size
Of a 1st class postage stamp
The landlord smells of cigarettes
His wife smells of B.O.
The whole place smells of fry-ups
We just can’t wait to go
May 24, 2020
May 24, 2020 at 6:07 AM UTC
A B&B in Brighton
It’s only 30 quid
We turn up at reception,
We wonder why we did
The place is dark and dismal
The lobby stinks of death
The owner nearly knocks us out
With her stinking breath
We have to share a bathroom
With Deirdre & Stan
**** stains on the toilet seat
Skid marks in the pan
The room is small & pokey
There is a smell of damp
The TV is about the size
Of a 1st class postage stamp
The landlord smells of cigarettes
His wife smells of B.O.
The whole place smells of fry-ups
We just can’t wait to go