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Look lady, do I look bovver'd it's botched? You wanted bespoke and that’s just what you got.   I alreddy told ya, I’m chock-a-block with jobs, so this the best of a very bad job. Now, fair enough, it might look bog standard, but you must remember, it was already cack-‘anded, so I'd thank you for shutting your gob with all your talk of you bein' robbed.   Look, your ladyship, you might well be miffed, but I’m sure you can make do with a little skew-wiffed, so ‘and over the readies and make it swift - I’ll walk away and we’ll call it quits.   You know me and my rep round this manor, if you don’t cough up I know a right tasty geezer who will breeze over ‘ere and wrap each of his fingers round a whole lot more than your French wind-ders. - That’s a lot better, you’ve got a nice gaff and I’m sure neither of us want all of the faff that goes with ‘ard feelings and still ‘arder stares through broken front wind-ders and costly repairs. You know what I mean?
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May 11, 2020
May 11, 2020 at 2:58 PM UTC
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Look lady, do I look bovver'd it's botched? You wanted bespoke and that’s just what you got.   I alreddy told ya, I’m chock-a-block with jobs, so this the best of a very bad job. Now, fair enough, it might look bog standard, but you must remember, it was already cack-‘anded, so I'd thank you for shutting your gob with all your talk of you bein' robbed.   Look, your ladyship, you might well be miffed, but I’m sure you can make do with a little skew-wiffed, so ‘and over the readies and make it swift - I’ll walk away and we’ll call it quits.   You know me and my rep round this manor, if you don’t cough up I know a right tasty geezer who will breeze over ‘ere and wrap each of his fingers round a whole lot more than your French wind-ders. - That’s a lot better, you’ve got a nice gaff and I’m sure neither of us want all of the faff that goes with ‘ard feelings and still ‘arder stares through broken front wind-ders and costly repairs. You know what I mean?
I was channeling Bob Hoskins for this one. I'm from south east London - and some of it rubbed off on me.
stevejeff
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May 11, 2020
May 11, 2020 at 2:58 PM UTC
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