Guitars and Women
Slender neck, nice rounded bottom, and adjustable knobs,
musical sounds carress your ear, you can make this baby hum
take good care of her, lots of polish, not like unwanted hobs,
protect her from the elements, unless you are realy dumb
got to keep her happy, or the tune will be oh so sour,
the blues will roll right out of her, so sad it will make you weep
if she gets sweaty, from playing hard, rest for half an hour,
if she's screaming way too loud, you'll never be able to sleep
every night before you rest, of her praises you should sing,
this instruction is so important, a very important part
don't strum so very very hard, or you might break a string,
don't ever take her for granted, or you will break her heart
yes, guitars are like women, most beautiful in every way,
they'll be your friend for ever, if you treat them oh so kind
let every word you think, be touched by her hand each day,
and she will reward you, body, soul and mind
Gomer LePoet...
Jun 10, 2010
Jun 10, 2010 at 1:13 PM UTC
Guitars and Women
Slender neck, nice rounded bottom, and adjustable knobs,
musical sounds carress your ear, you can make this baby hum
take good care of her, lots of polish, not like unwanted hobs,
protect her from the elements, unless you are realy dumb
got to keep her happy, or the tune will be oh so sour,
the blues will roll right out of her, so sad it will make you weep
if she gets sweaty, from playing hard, rest for half an hour,
if she's screaming way too loud, you'll never be able to sleep
every night before you rest, of her praises you should sing,
this instruction is so important, a very important part
don't strum so very very hard, or you might break a string,
don't ever take her for granted, or you will break her heart
yes, guitars are like women, most beautiful in every way,
they'll be your friend for ever, if you treat them oh so kind
let every word you think, be touched by her hand each day,
and she will reward you, body, soul and mind
Gomer LePoet...
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