lapse into a swimming pool of calciferous crustaceans alert to the alarm ringing nearby. what a silly sentence to think twice about writing. what if they judge my whole existence through that one sentence? the pottery of the world makes my hand cramp up apparently. everyone pair up except you -you're too different, we couldn't find a suitable match for you.
sorry,
management
Post Script: you're receptionist is a colossal ***** you should be very proud!
Love,
Amy from Memphis :)
Post Post Script: my daughter baked you some cookies for those things you said about toilet paper and setting the world straight. thanks sooooooooooo much!!!!!
Post Post Post Script: WE WILL SERVE YOU FOREVER
PPPPS: just a friendly reminder that Monday the 8th we will be having a pizza party to commemorate the launch of Kellen 14 and as such employees are encouraged to wear their genitals on the outside of their body to display their appreciation to the Over Beings.
Many Dawns,
Kevin from HR
Mar 13, 2020
Mar 13, 2020 at 7:56 PM UTC
lapse into a swimming pool of calciferous crustaceans alert to the alarm ringing nearby. what a silly sentence to think twice about writing. what if they judge my whole existence through that one sentence? the pottery of the world makes my hand cramp up apparently. everyone pair up except you -you're too different, we couldn't find a suitable match for you.
sorry,
management
Post Script: you're receptionist is a colossal ***** you should be very proud!
Love,
Amy from Memphis :)
Post Post Script: my daughter baked you some cookies for those things you said about toilet paper and setting the world straight. thanks sooooooooooo much!!!!!
Post Post Post Script: WE WILL SERVE YOU FOREVER
PPPPS: just a friendly reminder that Monday the 8th we will be having a pizza party to commemorate the launch of Kellen 14 and as such employees are encouraged to wear their genitals on the outside of their body to display their appreciation to the Over Beings.
Many Dawns,
Kevin from HR