[read.aloud.in.monosyllabic.monotonous.robotic.voice]
it.is.fifth.may.year 2059
click
got cyber-pests?
introducing.the.all.new.zap-a-cy-pest.control
(no.more.worries.of.being.cyber-bugged)
click
got.some.bad.cyber-pain?
easy.to.use.no.problem.zap-a-pain
(no.more.cyber-headache.or.backpain)
click
got.loud.cyber.noise?
fix.it.with.simple.insta-silencer
(simply.clip.on.and.away.the.cyber.sounds)
click
got.poor.mobility?
get.the.facile.magi-mobi.to.move.you
(no.more.cyber.traffic.jams)
click
need.a.break?
get.the.insta-vac.program.to.cast.off
(take.the.cruise.vacation.of.a.lifetime.in.half.an.hour)
click
feeling.old?
get.the.insta-rejuvy.package
(no.mirrors.needed.anymore)
click!
S T, 9 May 2013
May 8, 2013
May 8, 2013 at 6:45 PM UTC
[read.aloud.in.monosyllabic.monotonous.robotic.voice]
it.is.fifth.may.year 2059
click
got cyber-pests?
introducing.the.all.new.zap-a-cy-pest.control
(no.more.worries.of.being.cyber-bugged)
click
got.some.bad.cyber-pain?
easy.to.use.no.problem.zap-a-pain
(no.more.cyber-headache.or.backpain)
click
got.loud.cyber.noise?
fix.it.with.simple.insta-silencer
(simply.clip.on.and.away.the.cyber.sounds)
click
got.poor.mobility?
get.the.facile.magi-mobi.to.move.you
(no.more.cyber.traffic.jams)
click
need.a.break?
get.the.insta-vac.program.to.cast.off
(take.the.cruise.vacation.of.a.lifetime.in.half.an.hour)
click
feeling.old?
get.the.insta-rejuvy.package
(no.mirrors.needed.anymore)
click!
S T, 9 May 2013
sick!
Who knows what the future may create....some interesting but annoying cyber-problems:
cyber-pests / cyber-pain / cyber-noise / cyber-traffic, blah.
Hence, the new range of Insta-magic products designed to help one cope....ta-da!
hair.falling.out?
don-a-wig!
We're not there yet!
need a pet?
cyber.pet-walking!
oh, let's not EVEN go there...lol
