He's a knife with no bullets.
But I do know what time it was.
I write like a bull in a Chinese Restaurant.
When in doubt, look up.
Ramblings of a crazy man seem insane.
I'm lost but I'm not unlisted.
Why aren't cell phones permitted in jail cells?
If one looses his mind, does he find his keys?
Why are you reading this song?
If rabbits multiply, do cats taste good with pickles?
If this doesn't make sense, does it make change?
If the glass is half empty, who drank my beer?
If language is fun, explain French class.
If a dog is man's best friend, why can't he buy me a gift?
If I'm having a stroke, should I go swimming?
If I have a heart attack, should I fight back?
If two heads are better than one, why doesn't anyone want two heads?
If love feels like a punch in the gut, I'll ouch you lovingly
May 6, 2013
May 6, 2013 at 10:40 PM UTC
He's a knife with no bullets.
But I do know what time it was.
I write like a bull in a Chinese Restaurant.
When in doubt, look up.
Ramblings of a crazy man seem insane.
I'm lost but I'm not unlisted.
Why aren't cell phones permitted in jail cells?
If one looses his mind, does he find his keys?
Why are you reading this song?
If rabbits multiply, do cats taste good with pickles?
If this doesn't make sense, does it make change?
If the glass is half empty, who drank my beer?
If language is fun, explain French class.
If a dog is man's best friend, why can't he buy me a gift?
If I'm having a stroke, should I go swimming?
If I have a heart attack, should I fight back?
If two heads are better than one, why doesn't anyone want two heads?
If love feels like a punch in the gut, I'll ouch you lovingly
Just having fun. I'm not drinking. If you didn't enjoy this, why did you read it? I really had fun writing this. If I wasn't tired, I could go on forever with this nonsense!
