Never Ever
never park you quark in the dark
never eat soup with a fork
never put your tongue on a spark
or my friend you'll be sorry
never put a noose on a goose
never bet the *** on a duece
never tell someone they are obtuse
or I guarantee you're gonna be sorry
never answer the door in the raw
they'll tell everyone just what they saw
if it's long and skinny like a straw
it will get posted and you'll be sorry
never hit your hand with a hammer
never go to church with a smoked up jammer
never hang out with guys from the slammer
you really will be very sorry
never pretend to be a friend
if you're a friend be there til the end
never assume before you hit send
if it's the wrong person you will be sorry
Gomer Lepoet...
May 5, 2013
May 5, 2013 at 10:58 PM UTC
Never Ever
never park you quark in the dark
never eat soup with a fork
never put your tongue on a spark
or my friend you'll be sorry
never put a noose on a goose
never bet the *** on a duece
never tell someone they are obtuse
or I guarantee you're gonna be sorry
never answer the door in the raw
they'll tell everyone just what they saw
if it's long and skinny like a straw
it will get posted and you'll be sorry
never hit your hand with a hammer
never go to church with a smoked up jammer
never hang out with guys from the slammer
you really will be very sorry
never pretend to be a friend
if you're a friend be there til the end
never assume before you hit send
if it's the wrong person you will be sorry
Gomer Lepoet...
some things to consider :)
