I'm as clever as a bag of wet cats when it comes to jokes
dumb as a stump
thick as a brick, dense as a sack of hammers
accurate as a spastic
as sharp as a **** heap
as refined as an oil spill
elegant as a heap of a sot passed out spread-eagle in some gutter
Apr 27, 2013
Apr 27, 2013 at 9:13 PM UTC
I'm as clever as a bag of wet cats when it comes to jokes
dumb as a stump
thick as a brick, dense as a sack of hammers
accurate as a spastic
as sharp as a **** heap
as refined as an oil spill
elegant as a heap of a sot passed out spread-eagle in some gutter
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