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Why yes sir Of course I can assist you. It's my job, after all. Oh, you need to be measured for your suit? Well if you insist. I seem to have lost my tape measurer I suppose I'll have to use my hands For your inseam. Your thighs are so thick and strong... Oh, you're a 34.
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May 22, 2010
May 22, 2010 at 6:44 PM UTC
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Why yes sir Of course I can assist you. It's my job, after all. Oh, you need to be measured for your suit? Well if you insist. I seem to have lost my tape measurer I suppose I'll have to use my hands For your inseam. Your thighs are so thick and strong... Oh, you're a 34.
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May 22, 2010
May 22, 2010 at 6:44 PM UTC
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