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With a wide demographic of ******* There's average, massive or missing There are ******* to nibble and tweak at And cleavages perfect for kissing But I'm of a practical nature And with just a little persistence I'll give you a host of good reasons To justify ******* existence They're perfect for warming your hands up When the gas meter's run out of gas And there's little that's better to look at When there's no chance of seeing an *** Elasticity makes them ideal For displays and arrangements of flowers And if you find yourself short of your bus fare Then they radiate magical powers You can use then for counting in binary Or a pillow with mild central heating And they're perfect for holding a bottle To keep safe while you're busily eating As a pair of provocative earmuffs You'll be envied by all of your friends Just be sure to take optional tassels In case one of the ******* offends You can hollow one out for an ashtray Or a skullcap for cutting edge Jews You can throw them about like a Frisbee There are just so many options to choose But they're useful right where they're located And not just to tickle and tease Just give them a couple of decades And you'll find them protecting your knees MWAH! x
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Apr 4, 2013
Apr 4, 2013 at 7:41 PM UTC
Practical Uses for *******
With a wide demographic of ******* There's average, massive or missing There are ******* to nibble and tweak at And cleavages perfect for kissing But I'm of a practical nature And with just a little persistence I'll give you a host of good reasons To justify ******* existence They're perfect for warming your hands up When the gas meter's run out of gas And there's little that's better to look at When there's no chance of seeing an *** Elasticity makes them ideal For displays and arrangements of flowers And if you find yourself short of your bus fare Then they radiate magical powers You can use then for counting in binary Or a pillow with mild central heating And they're perfect for holding a bottle To keep safe while you're busily eating As a pair of provocative earmuffs You'll be envied by all of your friends Just be sure to take optional tassels In case one of the ******* offends You can hollow one out for an ashtray Or a skullcap for cutting edge Jews You can throw them about like a Frisbee There are just so many options to choose But they're useful right where they're located And not just to tickle and tease Just give them a couple of decades And you'll find them protecting your knees MWAH! x
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Apr 4, 2013
Apr 4, 2013 at 7:41 PM UTC
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