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I put the sharpen on em, I hear the choppers coming, Can’t eraser the past, Everyone think I’m high off something. (X2) Catch a vibe, I’m bumping. Match with left swipe, I’m thirsty! Oil up the pipe, I’m gushing. My girl play my trumpet as good as Cindy Bradly. So you bet imma be going down her pipe, like I’m jump man! (Mario sound effects) Popping the cherry off, Got her yelling mozel tov! Bringing down her walls, like I’m Gorbachev. Sensual tingling heat, blasting out like a Molotov. Fronting like a boss, spending cash mischievously! Disrupting the masses, by saving music Obviously. And a lot be hating, but they just mad that they can’t understand me. Because my lyrics go over their heads g. So, I wont apologize for spreading the truth homie! And I may never win a Grammy, But I don’t need trophies to prove I’m the greatest g! For my lyrics be piercing, Are you listening? Or do I need to put the sharpen on ya? I put the sharpen on em, I hear the choppers coming, Can’t eraser the past, Everyone think I’m high off something. (X2) Catch a vibe, ya tripping! I’m not in my right mind, I’m slipping. Pull out the lean, I’m sipping! Oh, lord please have mercy. My vision getting blurry. And If it ever comes back, find out where’s Perry? I’m immediately regretting this decision, like I’m Ron Burgundy. Can’t **** my struggles away like Timmy’s fairies. If only real life could let up, When I scream parley. Who knew pirates had better morality than society eh? Can’t it see I’m just living on a prayer like I’m Bon Jovi? And just when life starts giving me a push, I get robbed like Kofi. It only takes 5 seconds for things to go Nagasaki. If only things could roll off me like I’m Rolie polie Olie. If only I could hit three pointers as good as Steph curry. Or be as funny as Bill Murray. But as long as you fans still support me, That enough for me. And if you hate me, I might have to put the sharpen on thee. I put the sharpen on em, I hear the choppers coming, Can’t eraser the past, Everyone think I’m high off something. (X2)
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Nov 23, 2019
Nov 23, 2019 at 4:59 PM UTC
Pencil sharpener
I put the sharpen on em, I hear the choppers coming, Can’t eraser the past, Everyone think I’m high off something. (X2) Catch a vibe, I’m bumping. Match with left swipe, I’m thirsty! Oil up the pipe, I’m gushing. My girl play my trumpet as good as Cindy Bradly. So you bet imma be going down her pipe, like I’m jump man! (Mario sound effects) Popping the cherry off, Got her yelling mozel tov! Bringing down her walls, like I’m Gorbachev. Sensual tingling heat, blasting out like a Molotov. Fronting like a boss, spending cash mischievously! Disrupting the masses, by saving music Obviously. And a lot be hating, but they just mad that they can’t understand me. Because my lyrics go over their heads g. So, I wont apologize for spreading the truth homie! And I may never win a Grammy, But I don’t need trophies to prove I’m the greatest g! For my lyrics be piercing, Are you listening? Or do I need to put the sharpen on ya? I put the sharpen on em, I hear the choppers coming, Can’t eraser the past, Everyone think I’m high off something. (X2) Catch a vibe, ya tripping! I’m not in my right mind, I’m slipping. Pull out the lean, I’m sipping! Oh, lord please have mercy. My vision getting blurry. And If it ever comes back, find out where’s Perry? I’m immediately regretting this decision, like I’m Ron Burgundy. Can’t **** my struggles away like Timmy’s fairies. If only real life could let up, When I scream parley. Who knew pirates had better morality than society eh? Can’t it see I’m just living on a prayer like I’m Bon Jovi? And just when life starts giving me a push, I get robbed like Kofi. It only takes 5 seconds for things to go Nagasaki. If only things could roll off me like I’m Rolie polie Olie. If only I could hit three pointers as good as Steph curry. Or be as funny as Bill Murray. But as long as you fans still support me, That enough for me. And if you hate me, I might have to put the sharpen on thee. I put the sharpen on em, I hear the choppers coming, Can’t eraser the past, Everyone think I’m high off something. (X2)
ClassyJ
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Nov 23, 2019
Nov 23, 2019 at 4:59 PM UTC
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