Beware the Gyac’tus!
Oh you monster, oh beast!
Found crawling over mountainsides
on such uneven feet!
Watch the way it’s hobblin’
o’er rocks and hills alike.
**** now, foulest creature! Rid that-
hobblin’ from my sight!
Gone isn’t far enough,
he stoops within my head.
No hamlet could survive like this,
let’s burn him in his bed!
Forks n’ brands, fires too,
pierce heavy evening air.
Storm straight, we do, his wretched mount
to find him sleeping bare.
Be gone, oh Gyac'tus!
I howl atop its shape
A whimper leaks from his lips ‘fore
I carve across its nape.
Fear no more! Fear is dead!
Echoes proudly out the cave,
thus we flounder up the mountain,
thought victors, found us slaves.
But the mount is unkind,
spilling forks in twos, threes,
soon a crowd becomes a party,
a party ‘comes a leash,
‘til the fire burning
on the crest stands alone,
yet the only thought I think,
thunk of wine slugged at home.
Drunken dreams expose me
the vengeful mount beneath,
my careless kneecap crumbling
like cornbread at my feast.
Tumble down the mountain
rolling head, feet n’ all
'til sprawling on the ground beside
the spoils of my war.
Glimpsing 'cross its body
held down by shorter heft
I find myself an iron cast
fast ‘round his shorter left.
Donning the clever craft,
my fate turns a corner!
I crawl, on such uneven feet,
homeward in a fervor.
Triumphant from the hills,
hunger tempting Bacchus,
my hobblin’ culls an awful tune,
Beware the Gyac'tus!
Oct 30, 2019
Oct 30, 2019 at 1:13 PM UTC
Beware the Gyac’tus!
Oh you monster, oh beast!
Found crawling over mountainsides
on such uneven feet!
Watch the way it’s hobblin’
o’er rocks and hills alike.
**** now, foulest creature! Rid that-
hobblin’ from my sight!
Gone isn’t far enough,
he stoops within my head.
No hamlet could survive like this,
let’s burn him in his bed!
Forks n’ brands, fires too,
pierce heavy evening air.
Storm straight, we do, his wretched mount
to find him sleeping bare.
Be gone, oh Gyac'tus!
I howl atop its shape
A whimper leaks from his lips ‘fore
I carve across its nape.
Fear no more! Fear is dead!
Echoes proudly out the cave,
thus we flounder up the mountain,
thought victors, found us slaves.
But the mount is unkind,
spilling forks in twos, threes,
soon a crowd becomes a party,
a party ‘comes a leash,
‘til the fire burning
on the crest stands alone,
yet the only thought I think,
thunk of wine slugged at home.
Drunken dreams expose me
the vengeful mount beneath,
my careless kneecap crumbling
like cornbread at my feast.
Tumble down the mountain
rolling head, feet n’ all
'til sprawling on the ground beside
the spoils of my war.
Glimpsing 'cross its body
held down by shorter heft
I find myself an iron cast
fast ‘round his shorter left.
Donning the clever craft,
my fate turns a corner!
I crawl, on such uneven feet,
homeward in a fervor.
Triumphant from the hills,
hunger tempting Bacchus,
my hobblin’ culls an awful tune,
Beware the Gyac'tus!
Humanity comes and goes.