- Hello, The Inspiration Agency?
= Yes, Ma'am. That's correct.
- I have a complaint, sir.
= Do tell. Anything we need to inspect?
- Oh yes sir, the material you're sending is too complex!
= Would you like a refund?
- Oh no! You said I should write with no regrets!
= Then I don't understand...
- I would prefer a lighter tune, something happy or simple.
= Oh but we're running out of those, would you like some romance?
- No please, none of that, I'd rather write about Rick turning himself into a pickle...
= But those would get you the biggest fans!
- Couldn't care less...
= Well I'm afraid there's nothing here we can do...
- You could fulfill my requests!
= Careful, ma'am! We could only send your orders once in a blue moon!
- No ... no, sir! Please hang on!
= You're overusing our customer service hot line.
- But everything is going wrong!
= I'm sure your writing is just fine...
- But it's not! It's too depressing, even I don't get it!
= Miss, I'm about to hang up.
- Then I don't want your service anymore! Not. One. Bit.
= You sure about that? Okay, our services will officially stop.
- Sir, no! That was out of line...
- Sir?
- Sir! NO!
...
Oct 18, 2019
Oct 18, 2019 at 8:42 AM UTC
- Hello, The Inspiration Agency?
= Yes, Ma'am. That's correct.
- I have a complaint, sir.
= Do tell. Anything we need to inspect?
- Oh yes sir, the material you're sending is too complex!
= Would you like a refund?
- Oh no! You said I should write with no regrets!
= Then I don't understand...
- I would prefer a lighter tune, something happy or simple.
= Oh but we're running out of those, would you like some romance?
- No please, none of that, I'd rather write about Rick turning himself into a pickle...
= But those would get you the biggest fans!
- Couldn't care less...
= Well I'm afraid there's nothing here we can do...
- You could fulfill my requests!
= Careful, ma'am! We could only send your orders once in a blue moon!
- No ... no, sir! Please hang on!
= You're overusing our customer service hot line.
- But everything is going wrong!
= I'm sure your writing is just fine...
- But it's not! It's too depressing, even I don't get it!
= Miss, I'm about to hang up.
- Then I don't want your service anymore! Not. One. Bit.
= You sure about that? Okay, our services will officially stop.
- Sir, no! That was out of line...
- Sir?
- Sir! NO!
...
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