I'm spending so much of my time
Just idling online
Which to some may be fine.
But I just want to punch out my chat
(Gi' it some o' that)
I'm going to save some of my talk
For when I go out for a walk.
Because I might meet a chick
And wouldn't I feel sick
If when I looked, she just Twittered, Facebooked.
So yes I'm going to save very hard
And instead of computing
I shall write my words on a card.
Then if I should make a pass when I do meet a lass
And forget what's being said.
I can pull out the card and read those words instead.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzand sleep.
Mar 26, 2013
Mar 26, 2013 at 3:48 AM UTC
I'm spending so much of my time
Just idling online
Which to some may be fine.
But I just want to punch out my chat
(Gi' it some o' that)
I'm going to save some of my talk
For when I go out for a walk.
Because I might meet a chick
And wouldn't I feel sick
If when I looked, she just Twittered, Facebooked.
So yes I'm going to save very hard
And instead of computing
I shall write my words on a card.
Then if I should make a pass when I do meet a lass
And forget what's being said.
I can pull out the card and read those words instead.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzand sleep.
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