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Stop asking for medical advice on Facebook, Your superglue stitches and peroxide mismanagement Will cost you more than a doctor's visit. Stop asking for medical advice on Facebook If you want to keep your limb. I've found more competence on the "interweb." Stop asking for medical advice on Facebook. An oxygen embolism and cellulitis will Have you putting out more than the Urgent Care. Please, stop asking for medical advice on Facebook! -Sincerely, The EMT student who is constantly preventing disaster For people with minor injuries who think 50's era first aid advice Is a suitable alternative.
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Oct 9, 2019
Oct 9, 2019 at 1:29 AM UTC
Millenial Medical Advice
Stop asking for medical advice on Facebook, Your superglue stitches and peroxide mismanagement Will cost you more than a doctor's visit. Stop asking for medical advice on Facebook If you want to keep your limb. I've found more competence on the "interweb." Stop asking for medical advice on Facebook. An oxygen embolism and cellulitis will Have you putting out more than the Urgent Care. Please, stop asking for medical advice on Facebook! -Sincerely, The EMT student who is constantly preventing disaster For people with minor injuries who think 50's era first aid advice Is a suitable alternative.
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Oct 9, 2019
Oct 9, 2019 at 1:29 AM UTC
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