Clever Trevor likes to surprise
When he was born he shouted Hi!
I'm Trevor, glad to be aboard
And look, I'm wearing a mortar board!
They gave him a part in the Christmas play
As baby Jesus the divine
He took to it like a duck to water
Which of course he turned to wine
Mum took him to the beach to play
Let's be normal just for a day
He dug a hole in the sand
Drained the sea away
He likes to throw stones,
Never missing a target
He aimed for the moon one fateful night
Knocked it out of orbit
A keyboard wizard,
If he got a bit bored
He could start a third world war
So come on Trevor, please do something good
Help us out here, I wish you would
Mar 23, 2013
Mar 23, 2013 at 4:29 PM UTC
Clever Trevor likes to surprise
When he was born he shouted Hi!
I'm Trevor, glad to be aboard
And look, I'm wearing a mortar board!
They gave him a part in the Christmas play
As baby Jesus the divine
He took to it like a duck to water
Which of course he turned to wine
Mum took him to the beach to play
Let's be normal just for a day
He dug a hole in the sand
Drained the sea away
He likes to throw stones,
Never missing a target
He aimed for the moon one fateful night
Knocked it out of orbit
A keyboard wizard,
If he got a bit bored
He could start a third world war
So come on Trevor, please do something good
Help us out here, I wish you would
