Man Card
You must know that all men have one
That we use when we're in need
I would take mine out and show you
If I thought you would believe
I always have mine with me
But its hardly ever used
Unless I think I need it
When im shopping for new shoes
I will pull it out and wonder
If you will ever think its real
For you saw me walking fifi
My toy poodle with no tail
Now I know I'll have to show it
If ever I am found
Outside planting flowers
When college football comes around
My scooters not a harley
Every real man knows that sound
It wispers where's your man card
As I putter around this town
I have had it for so very long
But now my man card cant be found
I know I dont deserve it
With this pink shirt I wear now
I'm not worried I lost my man card
For there are plenty to be found
All married men have lost one
For not putting those tampons down
Carl J. Roberts
Mar 23, 2013
Mar 23, 2013 at 9:52 AM UTC
Man Card
You must know that all men have one
That we use when we're in need
I would take mine out and show you
If I thought you would believe
I always have mine with me
But its hardly ever used
Unless I think I need it
When im shopping for new shoes
I will pull it out and wonder
If you will ever think its real
For you saw me walking fifi
My toy poodle with no tail
Now I know I'll have to show it
If ever I am found
Outside planting flowers
When college football comes around
My scooters not a harley
Every real man knows that sound
It wispers where's your man card
As I putter around this town
I have had it for so very long
But now my man card cant be found
I know I dont deserve it
With this pink shirt I wear now
I'm not worried I lost my man card
For there are plenty to be found
All married men have lost one
For not putting those tampons down
Carl J. Roberts
Inspired when I told another poet to tear up his man card.(Thanks Mike) Made me look at myself and laugh. lol. I have a 300cc scooter and a 800cc Maurauder but at 85mpg I want to ride my scooter more each day. I should rip up my mancard
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