Greatest Cop In Town (LOL)
Well crap, he outran me
But, I wear thirty extra pounds
I think I'll just say that
Because Im supposed to run him down
I yelled one time for him to stop
But, he ran like a gazelle
He jumped a fence with no hands
My gun belt slowed me down
I wear boots not made for running
He had Jordan sneakers on
He must not of heard my orders
I think my siren drowned the sound
He sized me up so quickly
I could see it in his eyes
I think he saw my anger
Or, the jelly donut at my side
I may have heard him laughing
But not once did he look back
He thought that he would get away
Because he ran so very fast
Now I know that I will find him
And he'll be easy to be found
I'll place his name on my business cards
And leave them all around
I'll write a dollar number very high
Note that he was a great help
His friends will be so happy
Or they will beat him straight to hell
He'll tell them that he did not talk
Say he ran like a gazelle
But no one will believe him
Because I'm the greatest cop in this town
Carl J. Roberts
Mar 19, 2013
Mar 19, 2013 at 6:17 PM UTC
Greatest Cop In Town (LOL)
Well crap, he outran me
But, I wear thirty extra pounds
I think I'll just say that
Because Im supposed to run him down
I yelled one time for him to stop
But, he ran like a gazelle
He jumped a fence with no hands
My gun belt slowed me down
I wear boots not made for running
He had Jordan sneakers on
He must not of heard my orders
I think my siren drowned the sound
He sized me up so quickly
I could see it in his eyes
I think he saw my anger
Or, the jelly donut at my side
I may have heard him laughing
But not once did he look back
He thought that he would get away
Because he ran so very fast
Now I know that I will find him
And he'll be easy to be found
I'll place his name on my business cards
And leave them all around
I'll write a dollar number very high
Note that he was a great help
His friends will be so happy
Or they will beat him straight to hell
He'll tell them that he did not talk
Say he ran like a gazelle
But no one will believe him
Because I'm the greatest cop in this town
Carl J. Roberts
40's isnt old but its old enough to know im not catching 18 year olds. There are many ways to catch someone and when one way doesn't work there are many other ways...lol.
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