I am proud to say
I speak three languages:
Human, cat and dog
There a big difference between
“mmmmm-rrrrrrRRRRR-Ouww!”
And “mmrouwt!”
The occasional
"Mmmrt.”
That’s one contented cat!
Where to start with dog?
“thnff-sniff-sniff-snichff-iff”
Your **** as judge and jury
If they judge you worthy
With a **** of their head
Or clear-eyed happy panting
Or happy claws
Kneading your nethers
Throbbing, purring
Or the “schlourp, schlourp, schlourp”
Of their tongue where they dare
You have made it as a human
Enjoy their approval as
Human held in esteem
Strive to come back as one of them
Sep 8, 2019
Sep 8, 2019 at 1:53 AM UTC
I am proud to say
I speak three languages:
Human, cat and dog
There a big difference between
“mmmmm-rrrrrrRRRRR-Ouww!”
And “mmrouwt!”
The occasional
"Mmmrt.”
That’s one contented cat!
Where to start with dog?
“thnff-sniff-sniff-snichff-iff”
Your **** as judge and jury
If they judge you worthy
With a **** of their head
Or clear-eyed happy panting
Or happy claws
Kneading your nethers
Throbbing, purring
Or the “schlourp, schlourp, schlourp”
Of their tongue where they dare
You have made it as a human
Enjoy their approval as
Human held in esteem
Strive to come back as one of them
