When do I start this love affair
When do I find someone to care
To hold me tight
In the stillness of night
I hope it might
Be soon.
I’d be over the moon
Will I know it when I see it
Will I feel it, will I be it.
Will I fall at the first hurdle
Will she wear a playtex girdle
Or whalebone and wire a sixteen inch waist.
I do know that I will want to taste
Her breath
Her hair
Her legs
And then the question begs
What’s for dinner
Please forgive me I’m just a sinner.
But I could make her feel like a queen
Do things that she has never seen.
Write love songs about her poetic face
Dress her up in satins and lace
Take her back to my place.
And just in case, I forget
Tell her I love her.
I would make her laugh
Have her in fits, take her out for tea at the Ritz
Teach her to dance and do the twist
Go out on Sundays and play some whist.
And Lord forbid that she should cry
Then I would dry with my lips her tears
Allay her fears
Nibble her ears
When do I start this love affair
When do I find someone to care.
Mar 14, 2013
Mar 14, 2013 at 8:26 PM UTC
When do I start this love affair
When do I find someone to care
To hold me tight
In the stillness of night
I hope it might
Be soon.
I’d be over the moon
Will I know it when I see it
Will I feel it, will I be it.
Will I fall at the first hurdle
Will she wear a playtex girdle
Or whalebone and wire a sixteen inch waist.
I do know that I will want to taste
Her breath
Her hair
Her legs
And then the question begs
What’s for dinner
Please forgive me I’m just a sinner.
But I could make her feel like a queen
Do things that she has never seen.
Write love songs about her poetic face
Dress her up in satins and lace
Take her back to my place.
And just in case, I forget
Tell her I love her.
I would make her laugh
Have her in fits, take her out for tea at the Ritz
Teach her to dance and do the twist
Go out on Sundays and play some whist.
And Lord forbid that she should cry
Then I would dry with my lips her tears
Allay her fears
Nibble her ears
When do I start this love affair
When do I find someone to care.
