There once was a man named Milt
Who wore a very short kilt
On windy days he'd stay inside
For fear his kilt would go for a high ride
If wind was blowing outside Milt's kilt would stay inside
Mar 14, 2013
Mar 14, 2013 at 8:53 AM UTC
There once was a man named Milt
Who wore a very short kilt
On windy days he'd stay inside
For fear his kilt would go for a high ride
If wind was blowing outside Milt's kilt would stay inside
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