Oh, that's him in...?

john-bartholomew Poems

Oh look, it's what's his name He was in that thing with... Corrie? No, well he might have been Oh, you mean on BBC one a few years ago Yes He played a copper along with Denis, oh, I forget Waterman? No, he was in the Sweeney That was the Seventies He's old enough The Bill? No, that was ITV Well, you've lost me Google it Google what? His name? Well you don't know his name! Oh I give up Hopper? On BBC one? He might have been in a film Hmm, maybe Right...it must have been Dennis Waterman I'm telling you, it's not Dennis Waterman Well, I give up, and so does Google (2 minute silence watching the programme) I've got it! Bill Paterson He looks nothing like Dennis Waterman! Same age...ish Your mad (A shrug of the shoulders) Right, I'm going out Yeah...see'ya Thinks to herself...Bill Paterson...I think he was in a film actually Oh, that's him in... JJB