SO
YOUR
FIRST
PIECE
WAS
TOO
GREASY
AND
GAVE
YOU
HEARTBURN
ARE
YOU
GOING
TO
STOP
EATING
PIZZA
HECK
NO
NEXT
TIME
GO
SOMEPLACE
ELSE
EVENTUALLY
YOU'LL
FIND
THE
PERFECT
PIECE
THIN
CRUST
PEPPERONI
AND
TONS
OF
CHEESE
AND
NO
A
N
C
H
O
V
I
E
S
PLEASE
Mar 9, 2013
Mar 9, 2013 at 4:01 PM UTC
SO
YOUR
FIRST
PIECE
WAS
TOO
GREASY
AND
GAVE
YOU
HEARTBURN
ARE
YOU
GOING
TO
STOP
EATING
PIZZA
HECK
NO
NEXT
TIME
GO
SOMEPLACE
ELSE
EVENTUALLY
YOU'LL
FIND
THE
PERFECT
PIECE
THIN
CRUST
PEPPERONI
AND
TONS
OF
CHEESE
AND
NO
A
N
C
H
O
V
I
E
S
PLEASE
New York pizza all the way, baby.
But is this about pizza?
Always.
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