I know that nature abhors a vacuum
and I should have been more careful.
My cordless wonder was fully charged
As I brought it out the front door.
A still fell upon the street
as the appliance emerged.
The birds on the feeder stopped eating
And fixed their beady eyes on me.
The squirrels sauntered menacingly
their teeth chattering in rage.
Above the clouds began to gather
Swirling in ominous hues.
The trees began to creak and sway
and vines started to writhe.
Clouds of flying insects started to gather
while the ground began to swell with bugs.
Fearfully I raised my fist and exclaimed,
"This really ***** and brandished my tool.
From all around me a loud groan rolled
as my words were translated to the nature.
Everything went back to normal because
nothing is worse than a bad pun.
Jul 6, 2019
Jul 6, 2019 at 6:54 PM UTC
I know that nature abhors a vacuum
and I should have been more careful.
My cordless wonder was fully charged
As I brought it out the front door.
A still fell upon the street
as the appliance emerged.
The birds on the feeder stopped eating
And fixed their beady eyes on me.
The squirrels sauntered menacingly
their teeth chattering in rage.
Above the clouds began to gather
Swirling in ominous hues.
The trees began to creak and sway
and vines started to writhe.
Clouds of flying insects started to gather
while the ground began to swell with bugs.
Fearfully I raised my fist and exclaimed,
"This really ***** and brandished my tool.
From all around me a loud groan rolled
as my words were translated to the nature.
Everything went back to normal because
nothing is worse than a bad pun.