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I have spent most of my life walking through department stores. I have come to feel that Bill Blass, Ralph Lauren, and Calvin Klein are close friends. I ride the escalators for exercise. I have become a professional cologne tester. I check my credit rating daily; American Express knows me by my first name. I have been married and divorced three times-- to two mannequins and a sales clerk. I got stuck once in a revolving door during the entire "Summer Madness" sale. During annual clearance I inadvertently got marked down to $42.50, but due to inflation, I have regained my worth. TOD HOWARD HAWKS
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Jun 18, 2019
Jun 18, 2019 at 5:43 PM UTC
I HAVE SPENT MOST OF MY LIFE
I have spent most of my life walking through department stores. I have come to feel that Bill Blass, Ralph Lauren, and Calvin Klein are close friends. I ride the escalators for exercise. I have become a professional cologne tester. I check my credit rating daily; American Express knows me by my first name. I have been married and divorced three times-- to two mannequins and a sales clerk. I got stuck once in a revolving door during the entire "Summer Madness" sale. During annual clearance I inadvertently got marked down to $42.50, but due to inflation, I have regained my worth. TOD HOWARD HAWKS
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81/M/Boulder, CO
Jun 18, 2019
Jun 18, 2019 at 5:43 PM UTC
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