No high school sophomore ever grew up without
A naked lady plastic ballpoint pen -
Those furtive giggles in geometry class
Are not about theorems all risqué
After the FFA trip to the rodeo
Or the band trip to sunny Galveston
A pretty lady with a 1940s do
Loses her swimsuit over and over again
Upend the pen, and she's nekkid in the sun -
Whoever thought writing could be such fun!
Jun 9, 2019
Jun 9, 2019 at 5:43 PM UTC
No high school sophomore ever grew up without
A naked lady plastic ballpoint pen -
Those furtive giggles in geometry class
Are not about theorems all risqué
After the FFA trip to the rodeo
Or the band trip to sunny Galveston
A pretty lady with a 1940s do
Loses her swimsuit over and over again
Upend the pen, and she's nekkid in the sun -
Whoever thought writing could be such fun!
(They all end up in ol' Miz Grunch's desk drawer.)