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Gordon is a spider He lives in my bathroom I feed him up on house-flies And chocolate Macaroon Gordon is a spider He lives behind the bin He hides away when people stay - it’s very kind of him Gordon is a spider (At least, I think it’s him – Oh no! What if a bigger, Meaner Gordon did him in?) If Gordon Two ate Gordon One My throne is surely cursed No second toilet-mate could share The manners of the first! If Gordon's really bought it I don’t know what I’ll do I’ll have to write a notice For my guests upon the loo: **WARNING: SAVAGE SPIDER BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU POO! HE ATE HIS PREDECESSOR – HE COULD BE AFTER YOU!**
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Feb 22, 2013
Feb 22, 2013 at 9:47 AM UTC
Arachnophilia
Gordon is a spider He lives in my bathroom I feed him up on house-flies And chocolate Macaroon Gordon is a spider He lives behind the bin He hides away when people stay - it’s very kind of him Gordon is a spider (At least, I think it’s him – Oh no! What if a bigger, Meaner Gordon did him in?) If Gordon Two ate Gordon One My throne is surely cursed No second toilet-mate could share The manners of the first! If Gordon's really bought it I don’t know what I’ll do I’ll have to write a notice For my guests upon the loo: **WARNING: SAVAGE SPIDER BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU POO! HE ATE HIS PREDECESSOR – HE COULD BE AFTER YOU!**
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Scottish
Feb 22, 2013
Feb 22, 2013 at 9:47 AM UTC
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