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If you’ve never **** your pants, I don’t suggest you try it, And if you have a sweet tooth, I don’t suggest you diet, Because pants are expensive, And junk food is delicious, And honestly grownups ******** themselves is absolutely ridiculous.
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May 11, 2019
May 11, 2019 at 6:20 AM UTC
Just for sh*ts and giggles
If you’ve never **** your pants, I don’t suggest you try it, And if you have a sweet tooth, I don’t suggest you diet, Because pants are expensive, And junk food is delicious, And honestly grownups ******** themselves is absolutely ridiculous.
I’ve always wanted to write a poem about bowel movements cause I’m super immature and think **** jokes are the epitome of humor. Also I’m still 12 inside.
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30/Canada
May 11, 2019
May 11, 2019 at 6:20 AM UTC
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