I don't honor Easter
Bunnies hoppin' on one leg
I have no taste
For colored "peeps"
Or chocolate Easter eggs
Thanks to
Emperor Constantine
We have this pagan brew
I find the worship of Ishtar
Has me in a stew!
The holidays of pagans!
And to see events of Christ
Blended in with all of it
Has my stomach in a vice!
Take your rabbits
And your "Ishtar" eggs
I'll just have to pray
I'd just prefer to call this time
RESURRECTION DAY!
Apr 21, 2019
Apr 21, 2019 at 7:37 AM UTC
I don't honor Easter
Bunnies hoppin' on one leg
I have no taste
For colored "peeps"
Or chocolate Easter eggs
Thanks to
Emperor Constantine
We have this pagan brew
I find the worship of Ishtar
Has me in a stew!
The holidays of pagans!
And to see events of Christ
Blended in with all of it
Has my stomach in a vice!
Take your rabbits
And your "Ishtar" eggs
I'll just have to pray
I'd just prefer to call this time
RESURRECTION DAY!
Research the above. Ishtar was a Babylonian fertility goddess. That's where the bunnies and eggs came in. Ishtar was later renamed ashtaroth. One of the members of the Demonic Trinity. Sounds like a good thing to worship, eh?
