Half a pound of christening rice
Half a pound of incense
Don't leave me alone with anyone's kids
Pop goes the priesthood
It's ok they'll never tell
The bishop he's been at it as well
But now the press are going to tell!
Pop goes the priesthood
No! we're all in the dock
For where we stuck are private parts
The Pope has had to take the wrap
Pop goes the priesthood!!
Feb 16, 2013
Feb 16, 2013 at 6:47 AM UTC
Half a pound of christening rice
Half a pound of incense
Don't leave me alone with anyone's kids
Pop goes the priesthood
It's ok they'll never tell
The bishop he's been at it as well
But now the press are going to tell!
Pop goes the priesthood
No! we're all in the dock
For where we stuck are private parts
The Pope has had to take the wrap
Pop goes the priesthood!!
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