He catches rats for a living
The fine young, jolly young man
Says if you can't get rid of them
Call me, because I can
I'll trap 'em, drown 'em, poison 'em,
Hit 'em on the head
Failing that I'll fire some shot;
Fill 'em up with lead
Bedbugs, fleas, ants, pigeons in the loft
Squirrels being troublesome
Tell me, I'll stop the lot
Then he handed me a business card
Said this is me as well
So if you fancy tasty burgers
Just give me a bell
Feb 15, 2013
Feb 15, 2013 at 2:20 PM UTC
He catches rats for a living
The fine young, jolly young man
Says if you can't get rid of them
Call me, because I can
I'll trap 'em, drown 'em, poison 'em,
Hit 'em on the head
Failing that I'll fire some shot;
Fill 'em up with lead
Bedbugs, fleas, ants, pigeons in the loft
Squirrels being troublesome
Tell me, I'll stop the lot
Then he handed me a business card
Said this is me as well
So if you fancy tasty burgers
Just give me a bell
All the world's a stage the actor said
And every man must play his part
Then he rather ruined it
By letting out a little ****
