This list will really help you see,
All the life hacks that you need,
How to think and how to be,
If you are of human breed.
Pride- Don't be proud, everything you have achieved,
Is thanks to god(in which you HAVE to believe).
Envy- Don't want what others have, even if their **** is better,
if their gf's *** is fatter.(you'll end up in hell)
Gluttony-eat only as much as you need, and don't
enjoy any of your meals( food is as bad as *** it seems)
Lust-don't ever wish to **** even when down on your luck
(and you haven't smashed in months)
Anger- don't be angry at the man who ******* your mom and took your land(you sure have to understand, he's a righteous Christian man)
Greed- don't want more and don't try,or you will surely roast,
your life should be sacrifice, only Jesus needs a Porche.
Oh and I almost forgot, Noone likes to **** a Sloth.
If you abide by these rules,
You'd avoid a lot of fun.
But as a righteous Christian fool,
That's a job that's all but done.
Apr 7, 2019
Apr 7, 2019 at 12:20 AM UTC
This list will really help you see,
All the life hacks that you need,
How to think and how to be,
If you are of human breed.
Pride- Don't be proud, everything you have achieved,
Is thanks to god(in which you HAVE to believe).
Envy- Don't want what others have, even if their **** is better,
if their gf's *** is fatter.(you'll end up in hell)
Gluttony-eat only as much as you need, and don't
enjoy any of your meals( food is as bad as *** it seems)
Lust-don't ever wish to **** even when down on your luck
(and you haven't smashed in months)
Anger- don't be angry at the man who ******* your mom and took your land(you sure have to understand, he's a righteous Christian man)
Greed- don't want more and don't try,or you will surely roast,
your life should be sacrifice, only Jesus needs a Porche.
Oh and I almost forgot, Noone likes to **** a Sloth.
If you abide by these rules,
You'd avoid a lot of fun.
But as a righteous Christian fool,
That's a job that's all but done.
