1. Played Eminem at full volume because I didn’t have to listen to you complain about **** rap”
2. Cried while listening to Cinderella Man.
3. Listened to music by Drag Queens because I love myself.
4. Danced and cried alone in my room
5. Took advantage of the fact that I still had your Netflix password.
6. Made an OkCupid because Tinder is garbage. I had way too much fun sarcastically making my profile. I included the fact that I don’t believe in wearing matching socks and quoted drag queens to excess because I don’t get cute I get drop dead gorgeous.
7. Looked for girls on OkCupid.
8. Realized my sexuality.
9. Went on a date a week after. It was terrible, he talked about himself the entire time and he didn’t even have an interesting personality.
10. Decided to date myself. I found out I’m a way better date than anyone I had ever dated.
11. Joined a dance group, a Zumba group, a kickboxing group, a yoga group, a barre fitness group, and the summer rifle club. And I discovered I loved it all.
12. Went to bars on a Tuesday night because they had comedy events and burlesque shows. This was the best date I took myself on.
13. I moved on. I didn’t move on to someone else. I moved on to myself. Because I am the best thing for myself.
May 26, 2019
May 26, 2019 at 2:15 AM UTC
1. Played Eminem at full volume because I didn’t have to listen to you complain about **** rap”
2. Cried while listening to Cinderella Man.
3. Listened to music by Drag Queens because I love myself.
4. Danced and cried alone in my room
5. Took advantage of the fact that I still had your Netflix password.
6. Made an OkCupid because Tinder is garbage. I had way too much fun sarcastically making my profile. I included the fact that I don’t believe in wearing matching socks and quoted drag queens to excess because I don’t get cute I get drop dead gorgeous.
7. Looked for girls on OkCupid.
8. Realized my sexuality.
9. Went on a date a week after. It was terrible, he talked about himself the entire time and he didn’t even have an interesting personality.
10. Decided to date myself. I found out I’m a way better date than anyone I had ever dated.
11. Joined a dance group, a Zumba group, a kickboxing group, a yoga group, a barre fitness group, and the summer rifle club. And I discovered I loved it all.
12. Went to bars on a Tuesday night because they had comedy events and burlesque shows. This was the best date I took myself on.
13. I moved on. I didn’t move on to someone else. I moved on to myself. Because I am the best thing for myself.