women… .go figure
She tripped me up in junior school
I grazed both my knees
Had to see the nurse.
At Halloween
she broke into my locker
And stole my candy stash.
She copied my math homework
And Got me an F.
Later she told my first date
At the prom I was gay.
Just trying to look straight.
I married her last week
If that's all she wanted
Why on earth
Didn't she say so.
Mar 13, 2019
Mar 13, 2019 at 9:24 PM UTC
women… .go figure
She tripped me up in junior school
I grazed both my knees
Had to see the nurse.
At Halloween
she broke into my locker
And stole my candy stash.
She copied my math homework
And Got me an F.
Later she told my first date
At the prom I was gay.
Just trying to look straight.
I married her last week
If that's all she wanted
Why on earth
Didn't she say so.
My umpteenth
attemptat understanding
the fairest ***