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Profanity profanity there's nothing like profanity A cheeky T@@@ a silly cow we just can't stop them coming out A quick F@@@ off, a ***** yourself Improves the mood like nothing else But wait! It's really better still when alcohol helps the thrill A sentence made of many c@@@ and f@@@s That grammar simply can't construct ! But you my friend have drunk tourettes You swear and curse amongst the best The more you drink the more you cuss You really are a social plus! In front of kids and grannys too You just cant stop your verbal puke I've learnt words in groups I can't describe Your mouth shouts out in awe and pride You simply are an ignorant pig Who needs carbolic in your grid!
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Jan 30, 2013
Jan 30, 2013 at 12:42 PM UTC
Drunken tourettes
Profanity profanity there's nothing like profanity A cheeky T@@@ a silly cow we just can't stop them coming out A quick F@@@ off, a ***** yourself Improves the mood like nothing else But wait! It's really better still when alcohol helps the thrill A sentence made of many c@@@ and f@@@s That grammar simply can't construct ! But you my friend have drunk tourettes You swear and curse amongst the best The more you drink the more you cuss You really are a social plus! In front of kids and grannys too You just cant stop your verbal puke I've learnt words in groups I can't describe Your mouth shouts out in awe and pride You simply are an ignorant pig Who needs carbolic in your grid!
MichealWolf
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Jan 30, 2013
Jan 30, 2013 at 12:42 PM UTC
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