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You've made a sensible decision, joining these ranks of stomped-on stand-in's. I'll be your Virgil and guide you through the ropes too often learned at lashing. Don't overlook the import of choosing proper cause and duly sainted miens. Be better judge of princely nature, for when he does stray, it's you we'll hurt. The world has no shortage of ****** and to keep the knife at bay, befriend him you must, lest he misbehaves solely for the pleasure of watching you writhe. If it comes to that, all you'll have left is to pray, he meets an untimely end, and loads your back with shuffled-off cares to scape back to the wilds whence you came.
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Apr 24, 2010
Apr 24, 2010 at 1:12 PM UTC
Tips for Being a Whipping Boy (or Girl)
You've made a sensible decision, joining these ranks of stomped-on stand-in's. I'll be your Virgil and guide you through the ropes too often learned at lashing. Don't overlook the import of choosing proper cause and duly sainted miens. Be better judge of princely nature, for when he does stray, it's you we'll hurt. The world has no shortage of ****** and to keep the knife at bay, befriend him you must, lest he misbehaves solely for the pleasure of watching you writhe. If it comes to that, all you'll have left is to pray, he meets an untimely end, and loads your back with shuffled-off cares to scape back to the wilds whence you came.
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Apr 24, 2010
Apr 24, 2010 at 1:12 PM UTC
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