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I want to invent a religion. It can't be that hard, seeing that All religions serve to answer only four questions: 1) How was the world made. {possibly when} 2) What is the human purpose ie. Why are we here ie. What makes us better than, and able to **** everything else. 3) What happens when you die. {preferably a cheery conclusion, also one that disowns other religions or acts} 4) When, how, and why the world will end { its comforting to know when and why you'll be ******
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Jan 24, 2013
Jan 24, 2013 at 9:27 PM UTC
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I want to invent a religion. It can't be that hard, seeing that All religions serve to answer only four questions: 1) How was the world made. {possibly when} 2) What is the human purpose ie. Why are we here ie. What makes us better than, and able to **** everything else. 3) What happens when you die. {preferably a cheery conclusion, also one that disowns other religions or acts} 4) When, how, and why the world will end { its comforting to know when and why you'll be ******
Any ideas friends? Names for deities? Name of the religion itself? Hows it going to end people? Why did it start? How? Team effort!
leeshez
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Jan 24, 2013
Jan 24, 2013 at 9:27 PM UTC
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