Well it was Tarquin's idea, actually.
It came to him after watching 'Slumdog Millionaire.'
Have you seen it? Marvellous film.
Such resourceful people.
Anyway, we were looking at schools,
and the local comprehensive -
simply ghastly - we couldn't put Eugene through that.
But two blocks away
there's a school for the blind.
Ofsted simply raved about it.
So, we popped the old eyes out
- easy as
- and Bob's your uncle.
He starts in August.
More tea?
Jan 22, 2013
Jan 22, 2013 at 9:22 AM UTC
Well it was Tarquin's idea, actually.
It came to him after watching 'Slumdog Millionaire.'
Have you seen it? Marvellous film.
Such resourceful people.
Anyway, we were looking at schools,
and the local comprehensive -
simply ghastly - we couldn't put Eugene through that.
But two blocks away
there's a school for the blind.
Ofsted simply raved about it.
So, we popped the old eyes out
- easy as
- and Bob's your uncle.
He starts in August.
More tea?
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